Who I Used To Be:
Twenty years ago I was 33 years old.  I smoked 2-1/2 packs of cigarettes a day (and was very obnoxious about it, not caring if my smoking annoyed others).  My husband and I could finish a 2-liter bottle of whiskey in a weekend.  I didn't like most kids, I had hair down to my waist and I was about 30 pounds lighter.  I thought I was a failed Christian because I couldn't believe all that nonsense, but I was still afraid to admit, even to myself, that I was 
not a Christian.  I thought that this was my life and all of my future.
Who I Am Now:
Today I am 53 years old, I haven't smoked a cigarette in 18 years (and tobacco smoke 
really annoys me!). My husband and I can keep the same bottle of whiskey for 2 months.  My life pretty much revolves around kids -- hundreds of them! (I work in an elementary school kitchen) -- and I feel like I am a mother to all of them.  My hair is as short as a boy's, and I have to buy my big clothes online.  I am enthusiastically exploring atheism, after having studied Wicca for 5 or 6 years; spiritually speaking, I am somewhere between a Pagan and an Atheist, feeling that there are either many gods, with many different personalities (and probably little interest in us mere earthlings), or no gods at all. I can easily, guiltlessly, and even proudly, say that I am 
not a Christian.
Who I Might Become:
In twenty more years I will be 73 years old, most likely retired and living on Social Security (assuming there is still a Social Security program in twenty years).  I expect I will be more cranky then, because my body will hurt more, and I won't have enough money to go shopping.  I hope I won't be a widow. I will probably drink even less than I do now, because I won't be able to afford much booze, and because drunk old ladies are both sleazy and sad.  My hair will be gray (and messy, if I don't have to go anywhere, and I won't have it cut regularly), and I 
really hope I will be able to wear clothes sizes that I can buy at Wal-Mart (or whatever the equivalent will be).  I presume I will be just as opinionated as I am today.  I imagine I might be volunteering at my school, or maybe the local county library, if I am healthy enough, and if I am still allowed by the State of Nevada to drive a car.  (Ooooh, maybe I'll have one of those Segway things -- one of the new type, with three wheels!)
Since I can't seem to post a reply comment on my own post, I will place my reply to Makarios' comment here:
In reality, God does not meet MY standards.  According to your own mythology, God has no parents, and that is very obvious.  He could have used some mature, moral guidance.